#Normal American

Justin: Mom, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?
Me: HMmmHm.
Justin: What does that mean?
Me: Hmmphmsm
Justin: MOM, what's for dinner?
Me: Hmphmmsf
Justin: Speak a language.
Me: Bee boop boop bee bo
Justin: Mom! Speak like a normal American.
Me: Hashtag I'm hungry
Justin: (laughing) not a stupid American